A 3D online RPG set on a cursed farm where the slaughtered animals have woken up. Roll an animal-folk hero, log into one shared realm, and level from 1 to 20 through the Farm's worst memories — alongside everyone else. 🐔🐮🐸🐢🐑🐐🦆🐴
Make an account, roll a hero, and step into a single shared realm alongside everyone else. Your character lives on the server, ready wherever you log in.
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Real character building
Five stats, three talent specs per class, abilities that grow as you level, and gear that is the way you choose to play. Every level from 1 to 20 is a decision.
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Cross-platform, touch-first
A clean thumb-stick, tap-to-target, and an action bar sized for your thumbs. One realm across Mac, Android and iPhone.
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Classic-era, by design
Real hit tables, threat, interrupts and a global cooldown — and grouping stays face-to-face: no group finder, no cross-realm. The way it was.
🕯️ The Holding
Nothing here is innocent. Nothing here deserves it.
For generations the animals of the Farm were bred, penned, and slaughtered. The grief soaked into the ground until it crossed a line — and they woke up. Not corrupted. Remembered. Each species now carries the weight of its dead as a militant faction. Cute cartoon animals in uniforms, standing in a world far more wrong than they are. Every dungeon ends in a beat of eased silence before the loot drops. 🐑
🎮 Now in Open Beta
Open Beta
🗺️ The 3D open world · now playable 🐉
CouchCrawler is in open beta and free to play right now — a 3D online RPG across three connected zones, level 1 to 20, with nine classes on authentic classic combat. Roll a hero and log in. ⚔️🏔️
📥 Free open beta · Windows · Android · Mac (Universal) · 🍎 iOS coming soon
🐣 Pick your beast
Ten Playable Races
Ten animals across six factions — five alliance blocs and one lone opportunist. Faction is pure flavour and racials: no locked content, no wrong choice. Each race also leans a little into one stat, because race and class are the floor — your gear is the lever.
🐷 Solothe opportunist🐑🐐 Wool Covenantcult of the shorn🐔🦆 Featherboundthe paranoid roost🐮🐴 Hoofboundthe honourable herd🐸🐢 Mireboundthe drowned pond🧑🌾 Farmsteadersthe resistance
🐷 Swine
Solo
Iron Hoof — shrug off one crowd-control per fight. Plus a nose for gold & a silver tongue at market.
+INT
🐑 Sheep
Wool Covenant
Flock Instinct — +3% power per nearby ally, up to +15%. Never fight alone.
+SPI
🐐 Goat
Wool Covenant
Sure-Footed — +15% movement over rough and rising ground. Own the high terrain.
+STR
🐔 Chicken
Featherbound
Frenzy — +25% attack speed while below 30% HP. Most dangerous when cornered.
+AGI
🦆 Duck
Featherbound
Slippery — 50% chance to fully negate the first hit of a fight. Water off a duck's back.
+INT
🐮 Cow
Hoofbound
Bulwark — +15% max HP for −5% speed. A wall that walks.
+STA
🐴 Horse
Hoofbound
Charge — +50% damage on the first hit after a five-second sprint. Hit like a runaway.
+STR
🐸 Frog
Mirebound
Bound — leap across hazards and land with +15% crit. Immune to mud & water slows.
+AGI
🐢 Turtle
Mirebound
Bunker Down — hold still four seconds to dig in for +5% damage reduction until you move.
+STA
🧑🌾 Human
Farmsteaders
Adaptable + Old Grudge — choose your edge, and +10% damage against the animal factions you fight to free your kin from.
flexible
⚔️ Pick your calling
The Nine Classes
The classic-era nine, each with three talent specs to grow into. Fill the trinity — 🛡️ tank, ✨ healer, 🔥 damage — or blur the lines with a hybrid. Pick a calling; your gear does the rest.
Warrior
The Frontline
⚡ RageTankPlate
Holds the line in two stances with on-next-swing strikes and threat nobody can pry loose. Arms · Fury · Protection.
Paladin
The Oath
🔵 ManaHybridPlate
Auras, seals and plated judgment — tank the front, mend the hurt, or bring the hammer down. Holy · Protection · Retribution.
Hunter
The Tracker
🔵 ManaRanged DPSMail
Draws from range and never hunts alone — tame a beast that holds aggro and tanks. Beast Mastery · Marksmanship · Survival.
Rogue
The Knife
🟡 EnergyMelee DPSLeather
Stealth openers, combo points, coated poisons and a stun to open on. Assassination · Combat · Subtlety.
Priest
The Voice
🔵 ManaHealerCloth
Shields, heals-over-time and triage — or slip into the Shadow and rot them from range. Discipline · Holy · Shadow.
Shaman
The Elements
🔵 ManaHybridMail
Totems planted in the dirt, weapon imbues, the storm, and mending waters. Elemental · Enhancement · Restoration.
Mage
The Scholar
🔵 ManaRanged DPSCloth
Fire, frost and arcane at range, conjured food, and hard crowd control. Arcane · Fire · Frost.
Warlock
The Pact
🔵 ManaRanged DPSCloth
Curses, drains and a stable of seven summonable demons. Affliction · Demonology · Destruction.
Druid
The Wild
🔵 ManaHybridLeather
Shift to bear to tank, cat to claw, or stay starlit to nuke and heal. Balance · Feral · Restoration.
🎯 A talent point every level from 10 — eleven by the cap at 20 — and a free respec whenever you're out of combat.
🌐 A living online world
One Shared Realm
CouchCrawler 2 is a server-authoritative online RPG. Make an account, roll a hero, and step into one persistent realm alongside everyone else — on Mac, Android, or iPhone. Classic-era multiplayer: you meet people out in the world and group up face-to-face. 🐷🐮🐔🐸
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Parties & raids
Group up to share the fight — XP splits with a group bonus and quest credit is shared. Convert to a raid for the big stuff.
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Guilds
Found a persistent, ranked guild — leader, officers, members — with its own guild & officer chat and a realm-wide roster.
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Friends, anywhere
A friends list with realm-wide presence — see who's online and their level, class and zone, wherever they are in the world.
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Chat & combat log
Say, yell, whisper, party, raid and guild channels, plus realm-wide General & Trade — and a colour-coded combat log.
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Trade & duel
Swap gear and gold through a safe, two-sided double-confirm trade window, or throw down in a friendly duel — the loser drops to one HP and lives to grumble about it.
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Classic, by design
No group finder, no cross-realm. Grouping stays face-to-face and by name, the way it was — you actually run into people, and remember them.
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Cross-platform, mobile-first
One realm across Mac, Android and iOS, built touch-first — a virtual stick, tap-to-target, and an action bar that fits your thumbs. Reconnects cleanly across WiFi ↔ cellular.
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Log off warm
Rest at one of the realm's inns to bank rested XP, then log out — your hero, your gear and your progress live on the server, ready when you are.
🛡️ ✨ 🔥 Fill the trinity
A boss teaches the tank to face it away, the healer to triage, and the damage to interrupt on time. Bring one of each and cooperation — not raw numbers — is what carries the kill.
🔧 Under the hood
Deep Systems
A genuinely chunky RPG engine hides under the cartoon animals: an honest combat table, hundreds of abilities, sprawling talent trees, and gear that rewards the way you want to play. 📊
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One honest roll
Every swing resolves on a single combat table with eight possible results. No smoke, no mirrors.
MissDodgeParryGlancingBlockCritCrushingHit
Land your hits, become uncrittable, dual-wield, chain combo points, interrupt casts, and juggle crowd-control that gets harder to re-apply each time. A global cooldown keeps it readable.
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Threat & meters
Hold aggro or lose the boss to the healer — a live threat meter tells you exactly how close you are. A toggleable damage / healing meter tracks who's pulling their weight, in-fight only.
Eat and drink between pulls, and the mage conjures the picnic. 🥪
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157
abilities, learned from trainers as you level, each gaining ranks that scale with you
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27 specs
three talent specs per class — a point every level from 10, and 11 by the cap at 20
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5 stats
Strength, Agility, Intellect, Stamina, Spirit — a small base, the rest earned from gear
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4 rarities
common → uncommon → rare → epic, across 17 gear slots with real set bonuses
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Gear is the build
Weapon families with proper speeds and class restrictions, four armour weights (cloth → plate), shields, dual-wield, and set bonuses for wearing pieces together. Stack crit, or haste, or raw power — the optimisation game is the loot.
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Pets, demons & forms
A hunter's tamed beast that holds aggro and tanks. A warlock's stable of seven summonable demons. A druid's bear, cat and starlit forms. A shaman's totems planted in the dirt. Build your kit, then command it. 🐺😈🐻
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Layered gear, on your hero
The helm, chest, weapon and cape you equip show up on your 3D animal-folk hero — in the world, on your character sheet, and to everyone grouped around you. What you wear is who you are. 🐖👕